Secrets

When you have a crush on someone or you're planning an epic surprise birthday party for your friend, you just have to tell someone. Your life is not complete without someone knowing. Then BAM all of a sudden EVERYBODY knows. And at first you cant understand why so you have to trace it all the way back. Um I dont know what secret means to you but to me it means, Don't tell anyone or else but to some people it means HEY WORLD GUESS WHAT I JUST HEARD. So if you're one of those people who can't handle the excitement of a secret you still better not say anything or people will get mad and other people will hear and then no one will talk to you because you can't keep your mouth shut. And that will suck.

March of the Penguins

I just watched possibly, the most depressing movie of all time. Wow. If you think your life sucks you have to watch this and be majorly thankful your not a penguin. The dude penguin goes over 100 days without food after he and momma penguin have their kid. And poor baby penguin. He survives on basically his dad's puke. Um gross. These are some tough ass animals. I would hate to run into a group of them in a dark alley. I'd be scared they would pull a knife on me or beat me up. And Annie thinks she had a "Hard Knock Life".I got this image from: http://www.freebase.com/view/en/march_of_the_penguins

The Shining

This is possibly the creepiest movie I've ever seen. But I really wouldn't have cared if the mom died because well, she's a moron. The husband's all freaky. I counted at least 10 instances where I was yelling at her to"Leave now before he kills you". But she couldn't do that. She had to wait until he went all psycho and tried to kill her then she started to think "Hmmm. Maybe me and Danny should get the hell out of here." So i was all for the mom dying. She was so dumb and would have deserved it. But the one guy I liked (the cook) he dies. He was the only normal one in the movie. I was seriously screaming at the TV when I saw that he died. And the little boy, well his parents should have noticed something was wrong with him (but they were all busy with their own psycho problems.) I'm just saying that if the main characters in the movie listened to me they would all be perfectly fine now. But I guess that would defeat the purpose.

Cats

I'm gonna push someone off a cliff (in my mind of course) if I have to see another cat video. What makes cats so cute? Why don't they have a bunch of funny dog videos or unicorn videos or fainting goat videos? But no it has to be cats. and half the videos aren't even that funny. I mean i could ride a bike or get stuck in a box, but when a cat does something like that *BAM* instant internet sensation. And all the stupid people ( see one of the last posts) are all "hahahhahahahaha that cat's stuck in a tree. That's so funny. Nothing isfunnier than this." Then they see a new funny cat video and they think that's the greatest thing since that squirty cheese stuff. So stop watching dumb cat videos. Grow up and start being mature. Start watching funny PEOPLE videos.

Creepy Video

I'm not going to tell you much about this video cause well it'll speak for itself. All I'm gonna say is some weirdo slowed down this old Mary Kate and Ashley music video.
Click this: Pizza Creepers

Fainting Goats

These goats are not animals you wanna mess with. You scare them and they can play dead better than well, a goat who is actually dead. Just Kidding. Apparently these goats have a condition that causes their mustle to tighten when they get scared or excited. And I'm sorry to all you fainting goats out there reading this, but this is pretty darn funny.
Click this link to see them in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg

See wasn't that funny? I fell sorry for the little guy though cause you know what he's thinking.

Gaot-Yay food! I can't wait to see what we're going to eat. Ah crap.

And I have a friend who is afraid of spiders and I like to point them out to her to watch her freak out so this goat's buddies are probably like:

Goat Buddy- Hey Bobby! Time to eat!
Bobby-Yay! Awesome *Falls* Screw you guys.
Goat Buddy- Hey Chuck! Come see what I made Bobby do.
Chuck-Haha *Whips out iPhone* I'm gonna show this to everyone.
Bobby- %^&*@

My Top Five Friend Memories: #5

This is how I met my best friend. Once upon a time, there were two brunette kids. One was tall and skinny. The other was about three inches shorter. These two girls were in kindergarten together and had to sit at the same lunch table together. A few boys sat with them. When the teacher would turn the lights out all the kids had to be quiet. But the little boys would never shut up. So they would get in trouble and get their recess taken away. The two little girls always laughed and made fun of them. Then one day after the boys got in trouble (again), the teacher happened to be standing behind the girls and caught them. That day those girls got their recess taken away while the boys laughed. It was OK though, because those girls became best friends. Together they would ditch each other on railroad tracks, survive eachother's crazy families and would talk forever about stupid stuff like underwear and creepers.

That's true friendship right there.

Stupid People

Unless you're one of those people who doesnt understand the funniness of watching other people get hurt, you've probably seen a video on youtube or America's funniest home videos of some moron trying to fly or skateboard up a telephone pole. Then they end up falling down and breaking their arm and we're all sitting at home like"Mom! Dad! Troll who lives in the attic! Come watch this idiot try something stupid! Haha! He fell! Cool he broke his arm! Let's watch it in slow motion." I mean you think that people would learn by now. If there's a camera around DON'T TRY ANYTHING DUMB. To all the dad's of the world: If you're playing baseball with your kid and Mommy's over there filming you have to know where that ball's gonna come flying to. And even if you do succed at doing that awesome skateboard trick, you aren't going to become famous from it. No TV show is going to say "Look at this super amazing person. Wow folks wasn't that just the greatest video you have ever seen?". Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams but you can forget about that ever happening. But if you try to do your skateboarding flip and fall off a cliff, you have a chance of appearing on America's funniest home videos or at least stupidskateboarders.com.

You are not my best friend.....Sorry

Something that kinda annoys me is when you break your leg or your cat dies or you have a fight with some kid in you math class who was throwing pencils at your head, all of a sudden you have twenty people crowding around you making you claustrophobic. All you want to do is get your favorite fuzzy blue pen frm your locker and get to homeroom but these kids have other plans. They want to hear everything.
"How did you fall down the stairs?"
"What do you mean how did I fall down the stairs? I tripped and fell down."

"I'm so sorry, Do you miss your cat?"
"Nope I'm over here having a party...Woohoo Fluffy's finally dead."

"I always thought she was mean anyway."
"It was a boy."

And these kids aren't even your friends. They've never even talked to you. They're the kids who sit ten seats down from you in your art class who always acted like they were too good for you. But when something sucky in your life happens, they're ready to fight off rabid squirrels for you and help you through this tough time. So thanks for all the sympathy but you aren't my best friend. Now move out of my way so I can get my fuzzy pen.