Cats

I'm gonna push someone off a cliff (in my mind of course) if I have to see another cat video. What makes cats so cute? Why don't they have a bunch of funny dog videos or unicorn videos or fainting goat videos? But no it has to be cats. and half the videos aren't even that funny. I mean i could ride a bike or get stuck in a box, but when a cat does something like that *BAM* instant internet sensation. And all the stupid people ( see one of the last posts) are all "hahahhahahahaha that cat's stuck in a tree. That's so funny. Nothing isfunnier than this." Then they see a new funny cat video and they think that's the greatest thing since that squirty cheese stuff. So stop watching dumb cat videos. Grow up and start being mature. Start watching funny PEOPLE videos.

Fainting Goats

These goats are not animals you wanna mess with. You scare them and they can play dead better than well, a goat who is actually dead. Just Kidding. Apparently these goats have a condition that causes their mustle to tighten when they get scared or excited. And I'm sorry to all you fainting goats out there reading this, but this is pretty darn funny.
Click this link to see them in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg

See wasn't that funny? I fell sorry for the little guy though cause you know what he's thinking.

Gaot-Yay food! I can't wait to see what we're going to eat. Ah crap.

And I have a friend who is afraid of spiders and I like to point them out to her to watch her freak out so this goat's buddies are probably like:

Goat Buddy- Hey Bobby! Time to eat!
Bobby-Yay! Awesome *Falls* Screw you guys.
Goat Buddy- Hey Chuck! Come see what I made Bobby do.
Chuck-Haha *Whips out iPhone* I'm gonna show this to everyone.
Bobby- %^&*@